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Trekmas is Fun!!!

  • Nov. 25th, 2009 at 8:27 PM
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Stuffed!Spock with handcuffs...
Yeah.
He's the long arm of the law and unless you want him to really get rough with you...

Oh wait - that was supposed to sound threatening. *sighs* Oh, well...

Stuffed!Kirk was inspired by Velvet Goldmine's  Brian Slade and Kurt Wild!
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Cap'n Fine. Just 'cause...

  • Oct. 26th, 2009 at 8:23 PM
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Just...because I finally gave up my ST dvd to Mi and sent it down to Texas , doesn't mean I'm not thinknig about my favorite Captain!!!!

A Brick House Indeed!

  • Sep. 22nd, 2009 at 8:39 AM
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House. With Andre Braugher. There could be a hell of a lot of ways to start off this season of House, but none much better.

Still... do I want a 'fixed' House? Hmmm..... No. Do I think Franka Potente will be back? Yes. Was I pissed off that there was 4.6 seconds of Wilson? Yes. Hmmmmm...... this season intrigues me.

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And he doesn't do it for the millions of screaming teenage girls, either!!!

Why is Glee so fucking good already? I don't know... it's just one of the hidden mysteries of the universe, I guess. Right now, I'm chalking it up to one more ounce of proof that I really am born at the right time and the right place.

"Let's Do Some Gratuitous Violence"

  • Sep. 12th, 2009 at 8:50 AM
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So, I just watched the prev. for Boondock Saints: All Saints Day

I gotta say..... it looks fucking good. I've been waiting on this for... *checks watch* ... fucking six years? Rumors spread it would be made years ago, but it was all lies and inuendo. Bastards. All talk. Bullshit talk. But... the time has finally come.

On OCTOBER 30th, the boys are back in town and I can't wait to see Connor and Murphy obliterate with all guns a'blazin'!

Sep. 7th, 2009

  • 7:47 PM
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Yes, I do know that movies can be crap. I also know that when I lurves someone, I shall see the crap in support of the lurve. Carriers. That's all. Just... Carriers.
 

Sep. 5th, 2009

  • 10:43 AM
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ondt_startrek  held an Omegle party last night... was good fun!!


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You: Captain James T. Kirk of the Starship Enterprise - from what solar system do you hail?
Stranger: GQMF?
You: most def!
Stranger: yey!
You: I know...
You: this has been so fun... I've only run into like... 4 of us so far, but still... it's been a riot
Stranger: i've actually found 6 people
You: awesome!
Stranger: its so much fun!
You: it is...
You: there has to be a crap ton of us - there's never this many people on omegle... it's GQMFOmegle now for sure
Stranger: Most definetely!
Stranger: its so amusing when you say "vulcan" in response to "asl"
You: LOL
You: what I've been seeing is like... imposter-people trying to get on the GQMF train... they're all... yeah.. hellyeah... so I'll be like... who are you.... then it'll be... who do you think I am?
You: it's ridiculous, but fun
Stranger: i know!
Stranger: :)
You: everyone wants to get on our train... I love it
Stranger: thats because we're awesome
You: yes -- it's true... Bones checked. We are made of Awesome!
Stranger: Damn straight!
You: LOL!
Stranger: We have the James T. Kirk Stamp of Awesome
You: Hellsyeah we do...
You: I think his stamp of approval comes from somewhere in his pants, but .... I'm just sayin' ;-)
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: :D
You: alright - well, have fun... find lots more of us!!!
Stranger: kk!
Stranger: byeee
Stranger: :)
You: bye! live long and prosper
Stranger: \V/
 
You: Captain James T. Kirk of the Starship Enterprise - from what solar system do you hail?
Stranger: Milky Way, I'm also a member of the Starship Enterprise
Stranger: Actually. I'm Spok.
Stranger: Wait.
You: Excellent... Spock! I've been looking for you everywhere
Stranger: Nevermind.. Hell yeah I'm Spok.
You: You're one of my favorite GQMF's...
Stranger: Clingon death grip...or something.
You: yeah.... you stink of .... IMPOSTER!
You: *looks at you*
Stranger: *costume falls off* You got me. I'm a cyborg.
You: oh... well, put back on the costume and I'll still hang with you - I'm easy, everyone knows that about James T. Kirk!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
Stranger: You got Numb-Tounge?
You: Captain James T. Kirk of the Starship Enterprise - from what solar system do you hail?
Stranger: for Realsies?
You: for realzies...
You: and no, not anymore - in reference to the numb tongue thing... ;)
Stranger: That's good
Stranger: It was really hard to understand you
You: I was trying my best... *shrugs*
Stranger: I'm sure you were
You: I usually do...
You: unless there's liquor involved! ;)
Stranger: Of course..
Stranger: lol
You: I like it best when there's liquor, of course
Stranger: Believe me, I know
You: esp single malt - sharing it with Bones, of course
You: at first, I thought you were Bones... but now I'm not so sure...
Stranger: I'm not sure who I am
You: hmmm... if you are, tell me something only I would know
You: well - if you're not sure who you are, can you at least tell me if you're a gqmf?
Stranger: I do know that much. and I absolutely am a GQMF.
You: LOL well, then... *raises a glass* cheers to you, my friend!
Stranger: And to you *Mirrors the glass raising*
You: good luck on your road to self-discovery... until our paths cross again?
Stranger: Of course, and to you!
 
You: Captain James T. Kirk of the Starship Enterprise - from which solar system do you hail?
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Stranger: The same one as you! Dammit Jim!
You: Bones?
You: Bones.. I've been looking for you everywhere!
Stranger: Forgot me again did you!
You: DAMMIT!
You: Sorry, pal...
You: I had things to do... .like save Earth and stuff...
Stranger: You are so getting vaccinated tomorrow!
You: double dammit!
You: I hate hypos!
You: you make them extra painful just for me - admit it, you bastard!
Stranger: WELL THEN NEXT TIME DON'T LEAVE ME ON SOME MOON SOMEWHERE!
You: get in my bed and I won't forget you, now will I?
Stranger: .......hm..
You: this is what happens when my CMO plays hard to get!
You: you're the only one I want, Bones... don't you know that?
Stranger: Great job showing it.
You: Well... other than Admiral Pike and Spock... but...er... well... and Sulu and maybe even Chekov, because omg he's pretty... but you're my best friend and I'll be faithful - or try to be!
Stranger: You're still getting vaccinated.
You: dammit...
You: what if I get drunk on single malt and give you magnificent head?
Stranger: .........I'll think about it.
You: woot!
You: Bones, I always get what I want... and right now, what I want is you!
Stranger: As long as you promise not to sleep with any weird tentacled aliens for a month AT LEAST.
You: keep me busy in your bed and I won't have time...
You: just sayin...
Stranger: ....fine. Get your ass down here.
You: Done!
Stranger: But don't think this gets you out of physicals.
You: Bones... you know I always want you to play doctor with me...
You: turns me on whenever you pull out your tricorder... ;)
Stranger: Dammit Jim I'm a doctor, not...not.....aw shit.
You: awww yeah.... Bones you're not what? a sex maniac? 'cause I'm thinking you so are...
You: and am gonna treat you soooo goood if you just admit it.
You: come on... tell me I'm pretty and that you love me long time... ;-)
Stranger: FINE! You win! You're pretty!
You: *leaps on you and shuts that fucking hot ass mouth of yours by putting it to waaay better use*
Stranger: *protests only very weakly*
You: *puts one hand on your dick and then tugs your hair so I can leave awesome hickies on your fine ass neck*
Stranger: God...dammit...Jim......
You: *basks in the many, many, many thankyous I'm gonna get for letting you fuck the shit out of me* The Enterprise is going to have a damn celebration in honor of you getting laid.... and laid fucking damn good, too!
Stranger: *can't stand it anymore and lunges for you, tugging at your clothes*
You: *willingly looses every stitch and even does a runway turn-around to let you see every bit of what you're gonna get* ... Told you, Bones... you're the only one for me
Stranger: Fuck Jim. Fuck fuck fuck. *eagerly kissing you*
You: *forgoes further conversation, sucking on your tongue before trailing kisses all the way down your fine ass torso until I reach that beast of a cock, treating it sooo good* I'm working on turning you to a pile of Georgian Goo, Bones... how'm I doin'?
Stranger: *definitely not protesting anymore* Not...not half bad...shit...Jim....
You: *not half bad? oh hell no... uses my tongue in ways that no earthling ever could've known how on your dick, taking you deep until for once, you stop that sweet-ass southern drawl and can only plead for mercy*
Stranger: *shivers and tries to make it go even deeper* Ooooh fuck, okay, okay, better than not half bad, shit....
You: *takes you all the way in as deep as you can get because yeah... I can open my throat that good just for you.... doesn't waste my time with snarky comments, just makes you come like a fucking supernova*
Stranger: Jim, Jim, oh fuck Jim, I need, I need- *comes harder than ever in my life*
You: *Wipes my mouth with the back of my hand and crawls back up your shaking bod, holding on to you so you don't fall down, my lips against the curl of your blushed-out ear* And that's just a blowjob, Bones... think about what it'll be like to be inside me....
Stranger: *shivers again and kisses you to get the taste of it* Holy SHIT Jim. That was...that....
You: *Waits for showers of praise, licking my lips - which are now looking like I've been injected with botox from giving my best friend the blowjob of the century*
You: Awww Bones... you don't have to say it... It's not your fault that that bitch of an ex didn't know how to keep you focused on the home-fires... lucky for you, I know exactly what you need..
Stranger: *Too spent to do much other than lean against you and try to get breathing under control* Yeah...yeah I guess you do...
Stranger: (i guess i wouldn't be amiss in saying that i met a fellow kirk/mccoy shipper?)
You: *Gladly holds you up - any excuse to cop a feel, seeing as I've deprived myself for YEARS* Bones.. when don't I know what's good for you? *Drags you back to my quarters for to make up for much lost time*
You: (Hellsyeah... lurves me some McKirk... hottest thing ever!)
Stranger: *definitely not complaining anymore*
Stranger: (XD i did not think this would happen on omegle tonight)
You: (I didn't either - so far, I've met up with 3 gqmf's... I thought I'd see more but then again, time change and stuff)
Stranger: (I've met a bunch, but none of them were this awesome :D)
You: (*tips my hat to you* -- you started it! hot ass mf!)
You: (I rp alot, too - so if you ever wanna... )
Stranger: (awesome, sure :D who are you on LJ?)
You: Just_Jane_Doe
 
Stranger: Your father was captain of a starship for twelve minutes. He saved 800 lives, including your mother's and yours. I dare you to do better.
You: Captain James T. Kirk of the Starship Enterprise - from which solar system do you hail?
You: and I shall, Admiral Pike! you hot ass motherfucker!
Stranger: I see you've taken my dare and raised me a double-dog dare.
You: do not make me leap on you and kiss your face off!
Stranger: *smooches*
You: *smooches* back... how awesome are you!
Stranger: I'm a BAMF, you?
You: Good Lord! to some, I may also be a BAMF - but no where near as BAMF as Pike! ;)
Stranger: You are definitely all BAMF and GQMF!
You: LOL! well - I try.
Stranger: ontd_st?
You: it's the hair... that's what they tell me, anyway!
You: oh yes!
Stranger: Oh good Somepeople have played along a little TOO well....
Stranger: No, it's the lips.
You: omg ... who you tellin'!
Stranger: Your lips.. rawr.
You: they're all yours..... (serious pike/kirk fan... good. lord. LOL)
Stranger: But only if you had brown yes, like Spo.. I mean uh...damn.
Stranger: (I'mm all bones spock and kirck ot3))
You: oh... yeah... well, I lurves me some First Officer Spock...
You: (don't get me started - I adore ot3, too!)
You: Spock = sooo effing hot... and Bones... just shoot me. lol
Stranger: (9Man that recent post had be bawling my eyes eyes! I miss De!!!!!))
Stranger: oooh I'd cook SPock breakfast.
Stranger: my eyes out*
You: I know... killer!
Stranger: I can't wait for that end all be all De post.
You: soon, I hope!
Stranger: I will have kleenex handy. I knooow! The suspense. Is. Killing. Me.
You: LOL.... both of us - and lots of others, too... we'll buy stock in Kleenex and have Scotty beam us up a crate full
Stranger: Only one crate?
Stranger: ;)
You: just for us ... the others will have to fend for themselves
Stranger: Ah yes.
Stranger: That is most logical.
You: plus, Scotty owes me a solid - I keep him stocked in single-malt
Stranger: Oooh. I supply him sandwiches.
You: I think he likes you well, then...
You: food - the key to his.. stomach? lol
Stranger: Indeed, he was saying so the other night.. Oh, look at the time. Pon Farr Time, don'tcha know?
You: well, Spock has nothing to worry about... our ship is *full* of able-bodied, very willing participants to help him through his cycle!
Stranger: Agreed. Now, I have duties to attend to. See you later, Jim.
You: bye!
Stranger: bye!
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trekless...

  • Jun. 28th, 2009 at 10:13 PM
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i was seriously feeling the urge to see trek again today, but when i looked around for it, it's just... not playing nearby anymore... wtf? seriously? i was just... depressed..  might need to go to to the amc 20 and just bite the big bullet and pay 10 bucks to see it again on the big screen - killer, true enough, but i'm thinking the withdrawls are just gonna get more and more painful... best to just suck it up and pay the price. beats a hypo in the neck, after all - gotta love bones' bedside manner!!!!!!!
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So, Star Trek for the 6th time today... because it's made of heroin and 8-balls and freakin' weed-laced freakin' crack rocks! Every time I see it? I think... Gee. when can I see it again? 


Though, I gotta mention something that has been on my mind a while.

The. One. Thing....

that sticks in my craw is Spock.

What do I have to say? Hmmmm.... *takes que from Timothy Bayliss*

Spock, Spock, Spock, Spock Spock!  NO DONUTS FOR YOU!!!!

12:15am 6/03/2007

  • Jun. 2nd, 2009 at 6:59 PM
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So it'll be 2 years since John's passed away in just a few hours. Seems unbelievable. Impossible, really. But here it is.



Miss you, Johnny.

We all do.

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Fic:L'angelo ha Riesumato, Dean/Castiel, PG13

  • May. 17th, 2009 at 10:51 PM
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Title: L'angelo ha Riesumato (The Angel Resurrected)
Author: Paula K.
Pairing: Castiel/Dean
Rating: PG-13
Word Count; 3642
Disclaimer: These boys aren't mine - borrowed, not broken (yet).
Summary: Aftermath. Dean’s without Sam, but for the first time, he knows he’s not alone.
Spoilers: Season 4 Finale
Note: no beta – read at your own risk
Special Note – for Mi, who is hanging out in the hospital for another few weeks. I miss you and will write whatever it takes so you don’t go crazy. I love you more than anything in the world!

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Star Trek Imax Love

  • May. 13th, 2009 at 6:09 AM
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After seeing Star Trek again last night, it's official. I'm hooked like a drug. I love this movie so much it hurts! Can't wait to see it again! Always better at the Imax, too... just so damn good!  I liked it so much that I didn't even care that fucking Cameron played Mom Kirk - and that right there, knowing how much I fucking hate that bitch should say something. I loved it all, though - esp. Quinto as Spock. Who knew Spock could be hot?? Leonard Nimoy's awesome, but.. hot? no. not really at all. But Zach Quinto? hellsyeah!

Fic: Just Like Old Times (F&F Slash)

  • Apr. 2nd, 2009 at 7:29 PM
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In honor of Fast & Furious coming out, I needed to write a little something...

Title: Just Like Old Times
Fandom: Fast & Furious
Pairing: Dom/Bri
Rating: R
Disclaimer: Not mine – just borrowed.

Spoilers: Plenty for The Fast & The Furious and 2 Fast 2 Furious.

Notes: Jesse lives in this fic and I hate Letty. Letty be damned!
Dedicated to Mi & Devs, who are both falling apart right now it seems, but hopefully will be mended soon enough. I love and adore you both! Also, To Karie 'cause she rocks!


 

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Happy Birthday, John!

  • Mar. 13th, 2009 at 5:09 PM
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This is the 2nd birthday without you... I'll never get used to it. If absence makes the heart grow fonder?

You were already pretty awesome to start with, but I can say this for certain - you're the best big brother two sisters could ask for.

We all love you and miss you.

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Supernatural Love...

  • Mar. 9th, 2009 at 9:00 PM
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Hols sent me this...(thanks much for that, baby!!!!) Oh yes, Jared and Jeffrey have deep lurve for one another, lucky for us!




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Okay, even though I think it sucks this year, there's no denying one simple fact of life...

That fact: That all things begin and end with SUPERNATURAL!  Watchmen is just one example of that. Papa Winchester kickstarts this flick with a big bastard of a bang and Ronald Reznick ends it!!!

Jeffrey Dean Morgan was clearly so fucking awesome... there really aren't words for how kick ass he truly is as The Comedian!!!!! He and Jackie Earle Hailey as the fucking most awesomely unbelievable bad-ass good guy   Rorschach made the gaping plot holes in this flick less painful to sit thru for sure!

The Greatest Cookie Recipe In The World!!!!

  • Dec. 21st, 2008 at 11:08 AM
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This recipe comes from my sister's mother in law Paula.... She made these cookies for my family the year Amy and Steve got engaged and..... I wanted to marry her they were so good!

Oatmeal-Raisin - however, they are no ordinary cookie..... they are extraordinary and made with little chunks of heaven!

The secret is the almond - trust me!  and used the already crushed up into little bit-sized walnuts because even if you don't like nuts, you really can't taste them but they add to the consistency and are awesomely full of crunch! My key to this recipe? GOLDEN RAISINS.... I always always always use the goldens because the brown ones are just made of fail in this recipe!


1/2 cup shortening
1 cup brown sugar
1 cup granulated sugar
2 beaten eggs
1/2 tsp vanilla
1/2 tsp almond
 
 
1 1/2 sifted flour
1 tsp salt
1 tsp soda
3 cups oats
1 cup chopped walnuts
1 cup raisin
 
cream shortening and sugar, add eggs, vanilla and almond - beat well
sift dry ingredients, add to cream mixture
add oats & nuts - mix well - then add raisins
 
drop by spoon onto ungreased cookie sheet
bake at 350 til lite brown (about 12 mins)
 
2 batches makes 84 cookies

I wish it was "Twilight - the Musical"

  • Nov. 22nd, 2008 at 11:49 AM
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I made a joke the other night about how Twilight The Musical will be inevitable. Now? I wish the movie WAS a musical!

So, I thought Kristen Stewart would play Bella Swan in a way that would make me like her a bit more, but alas - she was took good at projecting all that emo bullshit that makes up the character I hate so much. Maybe if they'd gotten a shitty actress to play her, I'd have liked her better.

Robert Pattinson will inevitably be a super star now, but really? I like him best as Cedric Diggory. The make-up they used on the poor boy was creepy and wet looking, imo.

Jacob Black - yes yes, he is my favorite choice - was played by a baby-faced little boy with canine/vampire teeth and so he looked like a hybrid and thus destroyed my hopes of him being worthy.
 
Jackson Rathbone (Jasper) on the other hand? Hottest guy in the movie, imo. Not even the kid who played Emmett  - Frank from Stick It, who is adorable - could compete (though in the books? Emmett is ripped and *huge* - totally my type.)

Favorite scene for two reasons? Baseball scene - because it was fun to watch, really. Jasper, especially, was *very* fine but also? Because when Laurent shows up with James and Victoria? The cat-scratch fever is hilarious. I didn't know vampires were less ferocious than my freakin' grey monster kitten. Saius could kick all their asses with all their spitting and hissing.

My least favorite castees? Alice and Renee. Adorable Alice was cast by this chick who looked closer to 30 than 17, and she wasn't waifish or graceful, she was an effing linebacker. Interesting choice. But Renee? Casting this chick who *had* to have just gotten out of rehab or something for heroin addiction was just awful. Good Lord - Charlie should've taken Bella away years ago if that's what her mother looked like!

Carlisle was pretty, though - Peter Facinelli always pulls off being cute, but that hair? Good God could it look any more processed? Sure, Madonna's hair fell out after doing her freakin' Vogue tour in the 90's, but at least it looked better than this dude's dye job. But I still can't figure out why every other blond girl in the movie was prettier than Rosalie - the prettiest girl anyone's ever seen. Hmmm.

Best part of the movie was the music, though - can't deny that they did a great job with that. And over all, I didn't hate it, just had a lot of criticism because I'm uh... still pissed off about this series. *sighs* I really gotta learn to let things go.

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Nov. 20th, 2008

  • 10:00 PM
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So, I haven't seen Supernatural in weeks... heaps of weeks, actually, but tonight I put it on and... Why? I swear, it's like Kim Manners died in a fiery car crash (like that poor Stephanie Meyers) and my show is going straight to hell and I don't mean that pussy-ass fucking hell that Dean couldn't take... wtf Dean? Seriously. Ripping souls apart in hell? Now *there's* a job for Dean Winchester, alright...

Out of 10 episodes, I get two directed by Kim and the rest directed by fucking idiots.

Stop turning my show into a heap of shit, huh?
Seriously. I mean, just... fucking stop.

(totally unrelated? Jensen's eyelashes are delicious as is the rest of him)